One day, I found a video called "OMG! LOST PAKISTAN MCDONALDS COMMERCIAL (GONE WRONG)". I clicked on the video because I'm an entitled FRICK. It started with hello kitty in her room. "Why can't anyone accept that I am a little boy", said Hello kitty. Then she went outside. Sonic ran her over on his skateboard. The details were gruesome. Kitty had tire marks on her. she was all bloody and shit. one of her beady eyes popped out. Then It showed a very scary jumpscare grimace with HYPER REALISTIC EYES!!!!!!
Then it cut to Crash Bandicoot. He was about to go into a spaceship. Then King Schwarz ran him over. Then a UFO came down. Birdie came out. Then birdie extended her neck and hit king Schwarz with it. Then Ronald McDonald came out and buttfucked birdie. Then Ronald came. The cum splattered all over the screen. Then he said " I just fucked a McChicken". Then, Strawberry Shortcake appeared. But Ronald got a basketball and shoved it up her vagina. Then it cut to black. Then sonic appeared again. He said "If someone touches you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's good". Then a train hit him. It cut to inside the train. There was a male Hello Kitty on the train. he went up to knuckles. "Ticket please" said the cat. "You do not know de way" replied knuckles. Then, he got a bat out and beat the shit out of the cat. Then the video ended. I went into my bed. I was about to go to sleep. But Chadtronic was in it. He looked in to my eyes. He said "Frick me hard daddy".